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Revolutionary Girl Utena

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barbeauxbot:

aimmyarrowshigh:

There are two little boys outside my apartment building playing Captain America and Winter Soldier, and — I’m not even IN MCU fandom, but this seems very accurate — they are just taking turns carrying each other to an imaginary safe-zone, bridal style.

yes this is very accurate

via https://twitter.com/MissZindzi/status/474664776422150144

omgthatdress:

Pocket watch with hidden erotic scene

1810

Sotheby’s

Here’s another watch with an erotic automaton:

A long time ago, when you were a wee thing, you learned something, some way to cope, something that, if you did it, would help you survive. It wasn’t the healthiest thing, it wasn’t gonna get you free, but it was gonna keep you alive. You learned it, at five or six, and it worked, it *did* help you survive. You carried it with you all your life, used it whenever you needed it. It got you out—out of your assbackwards town, away from an abuser, out of range of your mother’s un-love. Or whatever. It worked for you. You’re still here now partly because of this thing that you learned. The thing is, though, at some point you stopped needing it. At some point, you got far enough away, surrounded yourself with people who love you. You survived. And because you survived, you now had a shot at more than just staying alive. You had a shot now at getting free. But that thing that you learned when you were five was not then and is not now designed to help you be free. It is designed only to help you survive. And, in fact, it keeps you from being free. You need to figure out what this thing is and work your ass off to un-learn it. Because the things we learn to do to survive at all costs are not the things that will help us get FREE. Getting free is a whole different journey altogether.
Mia McKenzie, creator of Black Girl Dangerous, author of The Summer We Got Free  (via arabellesicardi)
itsvondell:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

gunna have to call bullshit on this

ive never seen anyone actually calculate just how many spiders spiders georg would have to eat per day in order to affect global spider eating statistics to the extent that he does
it adds so much to be able to envision exactly the speed at which he consumes them

itsvondell:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

gunna have to call bullshit on this

ive never seen anyone actually calculate just how many spiders spiders georg would have to eat per day in order to affect global spider eating statistics to the extent that he does

it adds so much to be able to envision exactly the speed at which he consumes them

angelusscietiarum:

I tried to draw a Shani but it’s not that good gomen

SUCH LIES she looks AMAZING omg. :D

angelusscietiarum:

I tried to draw a Shani but it’s not that good gomen

SUCH LIES she looks AMAZING omg. :D

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

nirnnet:

Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?

nirnnet:

Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?

fashinpirate:

jigglypuff was always my favorite pokemon bc divas who can destroy all around them have always had my heart 

same