falling awkwardly

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

if Ostagar was an MMORPG raid

commanderbishoujo:

[Duncan has joined the raid group]

[Alistair has joined the raid group]

[Surana has joined the raid group]

Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: WARDENS IN DA HIZZLE DUDES SUP OMG I CANT BELIEVE IM RAIDING WITH U DUDES EPIC

Duncan <Grey Wardens>: …you’re the raid leader?

Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: YA BRO I HEARD U GOT THE WORLD FIRST ARCHDEMON KILL OMFG DUDE

Duncan <Grey Wardens>: yeah, I wasn’t guild leader at the time

Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: they can’t even field a 10 man now

Duncan <Grey Wardens>: hard to recruit when you’re banned from the server. so what’s the strat?

Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: um lol idk heals in the back I’ll main tank you OT

Duncan <Grey Wardens>: shouldn’t you let Loghain MT? I mean he’s got way more achievements. didn’t he get Hero of River Dane title?

Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: on hard mode.

Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: yeah but i’m guild leader ok i know what i’m doing. press 1 for heals

Wynne <Circle of Magi>: *1* We are so screwed.

Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: so what about these nubcake scrubs you brought, Duncan?

Alistair <Grey Wardens>: I HEARD THAT

Duncan <Grey Wardens>: well like I said, we’re rebuilding the guild. are you sure we don’t want to wait cause we’ve got some guys from Orlais-US that can log in. Riordan just got stuck at work

Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT PUGGING ORLESIANS JFC THEY’RE A BUNCH OF LOOT NINJAS

Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: any1 have recount

Alistair <Grey Wardens>: dude we didn’t even start the raid yet why are you worrying about DPS meters

Wynne <Circle of Magi>: Totally screwed.

Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: why isn’t Surana saying anything on vent?

Surana <Grey Wardens>: sorry I don’t have a mic

Ultimately, most things that are offensive are also lazy and unoriginal; because you can’t reach that point of view by looking at the world honestly…You reach that point of view by taking short cuts and by just sort of repeating what someone else told you.
Joseph Fink
Writer from Welcome To Night Vale discussing writing on Citizen Radio 865  (via podquotes)

zwischendenstuehlen:

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm…

spookyopeia:

role model since I was 6

ondorus:

ok real talk, the stories of julan/mashti/shani were the most emotional experiences i’ve ever had with an elder scrolls mod and that’s pretty sweet. sorry for all the velothi love on my dash lately by the way :3c

*dies of squee*

ondorus:

ok real talk, the stories of julan/mashti/shani were the most emotional experiences i’ve ever had with an elder scrolls mod and that’s pretty sweet. sorry for all the velothi love on my dash lately by the way :3c

*dies of squee*

Fashion is one of the very few forms of expression in which women have more freedom than men. And I don’t think it’s an accident that it’s typically seen as shallow, trivial, and vain. It is the height of irony that women are valued for our looks, encouraged to make ourselves beautiful and ornamental… and are then derided as shallow and vain for doing so. And it’s a subtle but definite form of sexism to take one of the few forms of expression where women have more freedom, and treat it as a form of expression that’s inherently superficial and trivial. Like it or not, fashion and style are primarily a women’s art form. And I think it gets treated as trivial because women get treated as trivial.
Greta Christina, Fashion is a Feminist Issue (via worldshaking)